February 2012
When I'll be a parent, my advice to my child will...
He broke my heart:
I got an F:
I had a fight with my best friend:
I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
☺More Laughs Here.
Guess what I found in my Inbox!
you-make-every-second-worth-it:
andnofuckswereevergiven:
You and your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
Me at school
Me: what the fuck is this
Me: what the fuck is that
Me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
Me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
Me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
Me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
Me: why the fuck did i take this course
Me: when the fuck is lunch
When my mom makes me try a new food..
Im like:
Then It turns out to taste good so I’m like:
Going Natural:
Expectations:
Reality:
When I dance.. →
yasminntejadaa:
In front of my parents:
In front of my friends:
By myself:
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
